Tired of getting rickrolled? Afraid to click on links, wondering if that one gif of Rick Astley dancing on repeat will pop up? Unable to pay for therapy for the emotional distress after repeated exposures to that accursed song? Well look no further than Anti-Rickroll Insurance! We will cover all of your rickroll related needs, from medical care to therapy to anything else rickroll related, all for just one monthly subscription!
We are the current top company covering rickrolls. (Other companies do not explicitly mark rickroll trauma as covered elements of their services.)
We have our customer service robot running at all times to provide the best experice possible for our customers. See contact page for more information on this subject.
We provide multiple different plans at a range of prices with different levels of coverage, to ensure that you get the plan you need.
We provide a rickroll prevention handbook with any purchase you make from us. While it does not guarantee complete protection, it may reduce the danger of getting rickrolled significantly.
- Simple medical coverage
- Discounted therapy
- Simple medical coverage
- Discounted therapy
- On-demand counseling sessions
- Personalized monthly newsletter
- Simple medical coverage
- Heavily discounted therapy
- On-demand counseling sessions
- Personalized monthly newsletter
- Anti-rickroll web extension (in development)
- Fully paid lawyer
- Fully paid medical coverage
- Fully paid therapy
- On-demand counseling sessions
- Personalized monthly newsletter
- Anti-rickroll web extension (in development)
- Fully paid lawyer
- Sneak peaks for web extention features
- Ability to vote for future features and/or company changes
I'm so glad I got insurance with Anti-Rickroll! I was almost sure that I wouldn't need it, but after a bad run in with a fake link, I had to go get medical attention. Luckily I had insurance, so I didn't have to pay very much! Thank you Anti-Rickroll Insurance!
I absolutely hate getting rickrolled! It drives me crazy! Sometimes I get so angry that I get a fever and have to go to the doctor! When I heard of Anti-Rickroll Insurance, I went to buy the premium plan IMMEDIATELY. This has been such a life saver thank you so much!
Anti-Rickroll Insurance is one of the best services I have come across in my lifetime. Rickrolls give me anxiety, as you never know when or how it will happen. I have had to go to therapy many times due to this issue, and Anti-Rickroll has been an amazing help.
I love the pre-paid lawyer, they're great at their job and I have won many lawsuits against these delinquent "rickrollers". 10/10 Would reccommend.